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When you think of wooing, the first thing you may think of is the sound that pigeons make, and I won’t hold that against you. I’ve been there. If pigeons really did say “woo, woo” to every passerby though, I think the world would be a better place. But this is reality.
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It’s always a good idea to look into anything that inspires a man, especially one with a voice so deep that it could hollow out a subterranean cavern, to prance in circles in the snow and sing about reindeer with colored noses. This should be obvious. But it isn’t.
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In this time of skyrocketing stress levels, in this time when counting sheep is politically incorrect, there is a chaos harbored in even the most serene monk, waiting to erupt. And, for some others less monk-ish, it is already erupting.
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Continue reading “Pick Up Lines To Change Your Life (And Someone Else’s)”“Love is the magic potion that brings us all together and turns us into bloodthirsty toads wanting nothing more than a purpose involving snatching flies.” — Me
As the headline suggests, this is my first hurrah on the internet. So, hello. We shall see how this goes with days to come. Hopefully, this is going to be something remarkable. Something that people will marvel at for generations to come. Something that will be taught in schools as an example of outrageous entrepreneurship and out-of-this-world wit and philosophic originality. Something that will define twenty-first-century society. Or maybe I will get two subscribers and lose my voice in the abyss of online hubbub.
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